Over the past couple decades, experts in their fields have noticed a growing rise in the number of Murcans (hetero sapiens muricanus) inhabiting North America, their population seeming to grow exponentially through both the traditional methods of procreation, but also through the means of spontaneous generation.
While many believe Murcans to be a modern menace, they have been endimic to North America for well over a hundred years and possibly longer.
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Despite John McCain being a perpetual gaffe machine, we’ve seen the Obama campaign hesitate on attacking him too much. Maybe they felt that people would see them as picking on an old man. Apparently enduring McCain’s negative and dirty campaign was too much once it was shown to have had an effect on voters. The Obama campaign has focused on John McCain’s latest gaffes and has unleashed a healthy dose of whoopass.
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For the past week, the Attorney General has been berated up and down Pennsylvania Avenue for uttering the following with regard to the current scandal of the Bush Administration’s politicization of judicial hirings and appointments. Basically, Monica Goodling and Kyle Sampson spent time under then Attorney General Alberto Gonzales passing over candidates for positions for “not being Republican enough” and determining this through questions that sound more like those that Stephen Colbert would utter.
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Thank you, Blender Magazine for asking the tough hitting questions to the two presidential candidates. They asked them to each make a list of their top ten favorite songs. You know, because there isn’t enough things to talk about, like the economy, or Russia’s attack of Georgia, or the war in Iraq. No no! We [...]
In another ringing endorsement on the state of law enforcement in this country, we bring you to Berwyn Heights, Maryland, where the mayor was held and his dogs executed. Full story from the local major newspaper here. The execution of this is just so full of fail that it makes me ill. Here’s the timeline of events.
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I almost feel as bad for John McCain as I did for John Kerry in 2004. His campaign seems to be turning into a farce of a campaign. Then again, that hasn’t stopped people from getting elected before. In fact, it may actually may be a significant advantage to look like a complete boob. It’s worked for the past eight years.
Today, we’ve got John McCain mocking Obama for… (spins the Wheel of Fun®)… suggesting that people keep their tires properly inflated to increase gas mileage. No, I’m serious. He actually did mock him for it.
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There are a couple McCain ads that have just sort of floored me in the past week, and the Democratic response to one of them is even more idiotic.