Extremely Lame

Apparently, there’s a judge in the small northwestern Colorado town of Fort Lupton who has come up with a new and interesting way of punishing those people who are cited for noise violations. Judge Paul Sacco has decided to make offenders listen for an hour to music that they don’t like, such as Barry Manilow or the Platters or Barney.

I don’t know if the judge is trying to come off as clever or cute, but really? He’s doing neither and coming off as dumb. Way to make yourself look like you’re completely out of touch. What’s next? Are you going to make kids do yardwork for trespassing on someone’s lawn?

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I got into a pretty heated discussion earlier this evening that my lizard brain was interpreting as “Men are emotionally dead horndogs whereas women are feeling and caring creatures incapable of fault.” Mind you, on the first part of it, my lizard brain was pretty accurately interpreting what was being said to me. It’s the latter part that sort of got retroactively added as a sort of counterbalance to the first part.

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