Extremely Lame

I think this article deserves one of the many many facepalm macros living out there on the tubes. Seriously.

A pair of Vietnamese valedictorians have caused quite the uproar in the bayous of Louisiana. During one of the girl’s speeches, she decided to honor her parents with a single utterance directed toward her parents in a language they understood, as their English was relatively poor. She then translated the line for everyone else so they wouldn’t be left out.

Oh, the shit storm that arose from that single line. People are protesting and wailing and gnashing their teeth because they think that this is ‘murica, damn it, and people should talk English, by God! And because Terrebonne Parish (Nice English name that is, let me tell you) has been so corrupted by furn’ners that they’ve even considered requiring prayer to be recited at commencements in order to get back on Jesus’ good side.

Please please please please get something like that passed so someone can bankrupt the fuck out of your school district. It’s obvious that you mouthbreathing fucktards are just letting education go to waste anyway.